Woody Allen
View AuthorLove is the answer, but while you wait for it, sex raises a few questions.
Woody Allen
View AuthorThe only way to be happy is to enjoy suffering.
Woody Allen
View AuthorThe vocation of a career politician is to turn every solution into a problem.
Woody Allen
View AuthorWhen I was little, I wanted to have a dog, but my parents were poor and could only buy me an ant.
Woody Allen
View AuthorI'm in charge at home, but my wife makes the decisions.
Woody Allen
View AuthorFor you I am an atheist. For God, the opposition.
Woody Allen
View AuthorI'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
View AuthorI prefer to be cremated rather than buried, and both options over a weekend with my wife.
Woody Allen
View AuthorIf you don't make mistakes from time to time, it means you're not trying.
Woody Allen
View AuthorWhat I hate the most is being asked for forgiveness before being stepped on.
Woody Allen
View AuthorIf only God would give me a simple sign, like making a deposit in my name at a bank!