Collection of the best phrases and famous quotes from the most prominent authors.
From the moment I picked up his book, I fell to the floor laughing. I hope to read it someday.
Why was I with that woman? Because she reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me of you more than you do.
You never sit down at parties; someone you don't like might sit beside you.
I'm not sure how I became a comedian or comic actor. Maybe I'm not. In any case, I've made a very good living for a number of years pretending to be one of them.
I would never belong to a club that would admit someone like me as a member.
It's not politics that creates strange bedfellows, but marriage.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
When I die, I want to be cremated and have ten percent of my ashes scattered over my agent.
Quote me saying that I have been misquoted.