Famous quotes

Collection of the best phrases and famous quotes from the most prominent authors.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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From the moment I picked up his book, I fell to the floor laughing. I hope to read it someday.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I know hundreds of husbands who would be happy to come home if there wasn't a wife waiting for them.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Why was I with that woman? Because she reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me of you more than you do.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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You never sit down at parties; someone you don't like might sit beside you.

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Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I'm not sure how I became a comedian or comic actor. Maybe I'm not. In any case, I've made a very good living for a number of years pretending to be one of them.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I would never belong to a club that would admit someone like me as a member.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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It's not politics that creates strange bedfellows, but marriage.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Groucho Marx

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I have greatly enjoyed this play, especially during the intermission.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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In this industry, we all know that behind a good screenwriter there is always a great woman, and behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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When I die, I want to be cremated and have ten percent of my ashes scattered over my agent.