Famous quotes

Collection of the best phrases and famous quotes from the most prominent authors.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Anyone who says they can see through women is missing out on a lot of things.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I've had an absolutely wonderful night. But it hasn't been this one.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Marriage is a great institution. Of course, if you like living in an institution.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Why should I care about posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I will never watch movies where the hero's chest is bigger than the heroine's.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I must confess that I was born at a very young age.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Humanity, starting from nothing and through its own effort, has managed to reach the highest levels of misery.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I can't say that I don't disagree with you.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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If women dressed for men, stores wouldn't sell much. At most, a pair of sunglasses every now and then.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Humor is possibly a word; I use it constantly. I'm crazy about it and someday I'll find out its meaning.