Woody Allen Quote

I hate reality, but it's the only place where you can eat a good steak.

Does Hell exist? Does God exist? Will we resurrect after death? Oh, let's not forget the most important thing: Will there be women there?

And my parents finally realize that I have been kidnapped and quickly take action: they rent out my room.

Before, for five marks, Freud himself treated you. For ten, he treated you and ironed your pants. For fifteen marks, Freud allowed you to treat him, and that included an invitation to eat.

The death of Freud, according to Ernest Jones, was the incident that caused the definitive rupture between Hemholtz and Freud, as evidenced by the fact that they very rarely spoke to each other again.

Man does not live by bread alone. Every now and then, he also needs a drink.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke.

I keep wondering if there is life after death. And if there is, will they exchange a twenty-dollar bill for you?

A successful movie is one that manages to carry out an original idea.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I don't believe in an afterlife, but just in case, I've changed my underwear.