Short quotes

Collection of phrases and short quotes to share on your social networks.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

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To quit smoking is easy. I've already quit about a hundred times.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

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There are three kinds of lies: the lie, the damned lie, and statistics.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

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The big difference between a cat and a liar is that the cat has only nine lives.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

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The human race has a truly effective weapon: laughter.

Mark Twain

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Heaven is earned by favors. If it were by merits, you would stay outside and your dog would enter.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

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The art of living consists in making even gravediggers lament your death.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

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It usually takes three weeks to prepare an impromptu speech.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

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Be virtuous and they will consider you eccentric.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

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If the truth is our most precious treasure, we would do well to economize it.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

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I have never allowed school to interfere with my education.