Mark Twain
View AuthorTo quit smoking is easy. I've already quit about a hundred times.
Mark Twain
View AuthorThere are three kinds of lies: the lie, the damned lie, and statistics.
Mark Twain
View AuthorThe big difference between a cat and a liar is that the cat has only nine lives.
Mark Twain
View AuthorWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain
View AuthorThe human race has a truly effective weapon: laughter.
Mark Twain
View AuthorHeaven is earned by favors. If it were by merits, you would stay outside and your dog would enter.
Mark Twain
View AuthorThe art of living consists in making even gravediggers lament your death.
Mark Twain
View AuthorA man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain
View AuthorIt usually takes three weeks to prepare an impromptu speech.
Mark Twain
View AuthorBe virtuous and they will consider you eccentric.
Mark Twain
View AuthorIf the truth is our most precious treasure, we would do well to economize it.
Mark Twain
View AuthorI have never allowed school to interfere with my education.