Groucho Marx
View AuthorFrom the moment I picked up his book, I fell to the floor laughing. I hope to read it someday.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI know hundreds of husbands who would be happy to come home if there wasn't a wife waiting for them.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorYou never sit down at parties; someone you don't like might sit beside you.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI would never belong to a club that would admit someone like me as a member.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorIt's not politics that creates strange bedfellows, but marriage.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorMilitary justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI have greatly enjoyed this play, especially during the intermission.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorWhen I die, I want to be cremated and have ten percent of my ashes scattered over my agent.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorQuote me saying that I have been misquoted.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorPay the bill? What an absurd custom!
Groucho Marx
View AuthorWho are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Karl Marx
View AuthorPhilosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways; the point, however, is to change it.