Mark Twain
View AuthorTo achieve the full value of joy, you must have someone to share it with.
Mark Twain
View AuthorEvery man is like the Moon: with a dark side that he doesn't show to anyone.
Mark Twain
View AuthorIf you tell the truth, you won't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
View AuthorMan is an experiment; time will tell if it was worth it.
Mark Twain
View AuthorI prefer heaven for the climate; hell for the company.
Mark Twain
View AuthorWhy do we rejoice at weddings and cry at funerals? Because we are not the person involved.
Mark Twain
View AuthorHonesty: the best of all lost arts.
Mark Twain
View AuthorTo quit smoking is easy. I've already quit about a hundred times.
Mark Twain
View AuthorThere are three kinds of lies: the lie, the damned lie, and statistics.
Mark Twain
View AuthorThe big difference between a cat and a liar is that the cat has only nine lives.
Mark Twain
View AuthorWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain
View AuthorThe human race has a truly effective weapon: laughter.