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Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Why do they call it love when they mean sex?

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life, which doesn't say much in your favor.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Military intelligence are two contradictory terms.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I don't know what you're going to ask me, but I object.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Anyone who says they can see through women is missing out on a lot of things.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I've had an absolutely wonderful night. But it hasn't been this one.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Marriage is a great institution. Of course, if you like living in an institution.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Why should I care about posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I will never watch movies where the hero's chest is bigger than the heroine's.