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Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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You never sit down at parties; someone you don't like might sit beside you.

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Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I would never belong to a club that would admit someone like me as a member.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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It's not politics that creates strange bedfellows, but marriage.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I have greatly enjoyed this play, especially during the intermission.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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When I die, I want to be cremated and have ten percent of my ashes scattered over my agent.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Karl Marx

Karl Marx

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Philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways; the point, however, is to change it.

Karl Marx

Karl Marx

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Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.

Karl Marx

Karl Marx

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Political power is simply the organized power of one class to oppress another.