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Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I don't know what you're going to ask me, but I object.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Anyone who says they can see through women is missing out on a lot of things.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I've had an absolutely wonderful night. But it hasn't been this one.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Marriage is a great institution. Of course, if you like living in an institution.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Why should I care about posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I will never watch movies where the hero's chest is bigger than the heroine's.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I must confess that I was born at a very young age.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I can't say that I don't disagree with you.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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From the moment I picked up his book, I fell to the floor laughing. I hope to read it someday.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I know hundreds of husbands who would be happy to come home if there wasn't a wife waiting for them.