Collection of phrases and short quotes to share on your social networks.
The fear is my most faithful companion, it has never deceived me to go with another.
Sex is only dirty if it's done right.
Love is the answer, but while you wait for it, sex raises a few questions.
The only way to be happy is to enjoy suffering.
The vocation of a career politician is to turn every solution into a problem.
When I was little, I wanted to have a dog, but my parents were poor and could only buy me an ant.
I'm in charge at home, but my wife makes the decisions.
For you I am an atheist. For God, the opposition.
I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I prefer to be cremated rather than buried, and both options over a weekend with my wife.
If you don't make mistakes from time to time, it means you're not trying.
What I hate the most is being asked for forgiveness before being stepped on.