Short quotes

Collection of phrases and short quotes to share on your social networks.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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Love is the answer, but while you wait for it, sex raises a few questions.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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The vocation of a career politician is to turn every solution into a problem.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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When I was little, I wanted to have a dog, but my parents were poor and could only buy me an ant.

Woody Allen

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I'm in charge at home, but my wife makes the decisions.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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For you I am an atheist. For God, the opposition.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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I prefer to be cremated rather than buried, and both options over a weekend with my wife.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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If you don't make mistakes from time to time, it means you're not trying.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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What I hate the most is being asked for forgiveness before being stepped on.

Woody Allen

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If only God would give me a simple sign, like making a deposit in my name at a bank!