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Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Why should I care about posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I will never watch movies where the hero's chest is bigger than the heroine's.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I must confess that I was born at a very young age.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I can't say that I don't disagree with you.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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From the moment I picked up his book, I fell to the floor laughing. I hope to read it someday.

Groucho Marx

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I know hundreds of husbands who would be happy to come home if there wasn't a wife waiting for them.

Groucho Marx

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You never sit down at parties; someone you don't like might sit beside you.

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Groucho Marx

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I would never belong to a club that would admit someone like me as a member.

Groucho Marx

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It's not politics that creates strange bedfellows, but marriage.

Groucho Marx

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Groucho Marx

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I have greatly enjoyed this play, especially during the intermission.