Groucho Marx
View AuthorExcuse me if I call you gentlemen, but I don't know you very well.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorThe secret of life is honesty and fair play, if you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorBehind every great man there's a great woman, and behind her, his wife.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorWhy do they call it love when they mean sex?
Groucho Marx
View AuthorYou are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life, which doesn't say much in your favor.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorThese are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorMilitary intelligence are two contradictory terms.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI don't know what you're going to ask me, but I object.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorMarriage is the leading cause of divorce.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorAnyone who says they can see through women is missing out on a lot of things.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI've had an absolutely wonderful night. But it hasn't been this one.