Letters of recommendation are those given to an unwelcome person so that they may go and bother another.
If you find a good woman, you will be happy; and if not, you will become a philosopher, which is always useful for man.
Irony is never immoral.
Statistics is a science according to which all lies become charts.
Officials are the employees that the citizen pays to be the victim of their insolent abuse.
Elegance is a matter of skeleton.
Man does not live, like wild beasts, in a world of merely physical things, but in a world of signs and symbols.
Being a man is already in itself a mitigating circumstance.
Fashion is the struggle between the natural instinct to dress and the natural instinct to undress.
Estimo mucho a las personas que conozco. De aquí que no trate de conocer a nadie.