Officials are the employees that the citizen pays to be the victim of their insolent abuse.
If you find a good woman, you will be happy; and if not, you will become a philosopher, which is always useful for man.
Irony is never immoral.
Statistics is a science according to which all lies become charts.
Elegance is a matter of skeleton.
Man does not live, like wild beasts, in a world of merely physical things, but in a world of signs and symbols.
Being a man is already in itself a mitigating circumstance.
Letters of recommendation are those given to an unwelcome person so that they may go and bother another.
Fashion is the struggle between the natural instinct to dress and the natural instinct to undress.
Estimo mucho a las personas que conozco. De aquí que no trate de conocer a nadie.