Marriage Quotes

Collection of phrases and quotes about marriage.

Sören Aabye Kierkegaard

Sören Aabye Kierkegaard

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If the dating period is truly the most beautiful of all, why do men get married?

Sören Aabye Kierkegaard

Sören Aabye Kierkegaard

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If you get married, you will regret it. If you don't get married, you will also regret it.

Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis

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Surely there are many reasons for divorces, but the main one is and will always be the wedding.

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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Marriage, unlike a fever, begins with warmth and ends with cold.

Gregorio Marañón

Gregorio Marañón

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Almost always, when a marriage is going well, it's because one of the spouses is in charge and the other obeys.

Gregorio Marañón

Gregorio Marañón

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Infatuation is the worst advisor of marriage.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Marriage is a great institution. Of course, if you like living in an institution.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I know hundreds of husbands who would be happy to come home if there wasn't a wife waiting for them.

Michel de Montaigne

Michel de Montaigne

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The best marriage would be one that brought together a blind wife with a deaf husband.