Joseph Heller Quote

In this life, some men are born mediocre, others achieve mediocrity, and some have mediocrity thrust upon them.

I have finally become what I wanted to be when I grew up: a child.

Joseph Heller

It is true that we opt for laughter in almost every situation, except for the occasional visit to the dentist.

Joseph Heller

The only wisdom I have attained is the wisdom to doubt the ideology and arguments of others.

Joseph Heller