Joseph Heller Quote

I have finally become what I wanted to be when I grew up: a child.

In this life, some men are born mediocre, others achieve mediocrity, and some have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Joseph Heller

It is true that we opt for laughter in almost every situation, except for the occasional visit to the dentist.

Joseph Heller

The only wisdom I have attained is the wisdom to doubt the ideology and arguments of others.

Joseph Heller