Mark Twain
View AuthorTo quit smoking is easy. I've already quit about a hundred times.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
View AuthorOn reaching the age of seventy, I have imposed the following rule of life on myself: Not to smoke while I am asleep, not to give up smoking while I am awake, and not to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
View AuthorThe difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a firefly.
Mark Twain
View AuthorWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain
View AuthorAnd so the world goes. There are times when I sincerely wish that Noah and his entourage had missed the boat.
Mark Twain
View AuthorThe human race has a truly effective weapon: laughter.
Mark Twain
View AuthorHeaven is earned by favors. If it were by merits, you would stay outside and your dog would enter.
Mark Twain
View AuthorThe art of living consists in making even gravediggers lament your death.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
View AuthorIt usually takes three weeks to prepare an impromptu speech.