Mark Twain
View AuthorIt's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
View AuthorWhen I was younger, I could remember everything, whether it had happened or not.
Mark Twain
View AuthorTo achieve the full value of joy, you must have someone to share it with.
Mark Twain
View AuthorI've discovered that there's no surer way to know if you love or hate someone than to take a trip with them.
Mark Twain
View AuthorEvery man is like the Moon: with a dark side that he doesn't show to anyone.
Mark Twain
View AuthorIf you tell the truth, you won't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
View AuthorMan is an experiment; time will tell if it was worth it.
Mark Twain
View AuthorI prefer heaven for the climate; hell for the company.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
View AuthorThe only way to preserve health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not do.
Mark Twain
View AuthorHonesty: the best of all lost arts.