Mark Twain
View AuthorThe human race has a truly effective weapon: laughter.
Mark Twain
View AuthorHeaven is earned by favors. If it were by merits, you would stay outside and your dog would enter.
Mark Twain
View AuthorThe art of living consists in making even gravediggers lament your death.
Mark Twain
View AuthorA man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain
View AuthorIt usually takes three weeks to prepare an impromptu speech.
Mark Twain
View AuthorBe virtuous and they will consider you eccentric.
Mark Twain
View AuthorMan is the only animal that eats without being hungry, drinks without being thirsty, and speaks without having anything to say.
Mark Twain
View AuthorIf the truth is our most precious treasure, we would do well to economize it.
Mark Twain
View AuthorI have never allowed school to interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
View AuthorIt's better to be a young bumblebee than an old bird of paradise.
Mark Twain
View AuthorThere are two occasions when a man should not gamble; when he doesn't have money and when he does.
Mark Twain
View AuthorWork consists of what an organism is obliged to do; play consists of what an organism is not obliged to do.