Mark Twain
View AuthorMan is an experiment; time will tell if it was worth it.
Mark Twain
View AuthorI prefer heaven for the climate; hell for the company.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
View AuthorThe only way to preserve health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not do.
Mark Twain
View AuthorHonesty: the best of all lost arts.
Mark Twain
View AuthorTo quit smoking is easy. I've already quit about a hundred times.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
View AuthorOn reaching the age of seventy, I have imposed the following rule of life on myself: Not to smoke while I am asleep, not to give up smoking while I am awake, and not to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
View AuthorThe difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a firefly.
Mark Twain
View AuthorWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain
View AuthorAnd so the world goes. There are times when I sincerely wish that Noah and his entourage had missed the boat.