Lana Turner
View AuthorThe only bad thing about men is that I don't always have them close to me.
Mark Twain
View AuthorNo one rids themselves of a habit or a vice by throwing it out of the window at once; it must be taken out through the staircase, step by step.
Mark Twain
View AuthorA man with a new idea is a madman until the idea succeeds.
Mark Twain
View AuthorFor Adam, paradise was where Eve was.
Mark Twain
View AuthorThe 28th of December reminds us of what we are during the other 364 days of the year.
Mark Twain
View AuthorIt's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
View AuthorWhen I was younger, I could remember everything, whether it had happened or not.
Mark Twain
View AuthorTo achieve the full value of joy, you must have someone to share it with.
Mark Twain
View AuthorI've discovered that there's no surer way to know if you love or hate someone than to take a trip with them.
Mark Twain
View AuthorEvery man is like the Moon: with a dark side that he doesn't show to anyone.
Mark Twain
View AuthorIf you tell the truth, you won't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
View AuthorWhen I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant that I couldn't stand him. But when I turned twenty-one, it seemed incredible to me how much my father had learned in seven years.