Groucho Marx
View AuthorSon, happiness is made up of little things: a small yacht, a small mansion, a small fortune...
Groucho Marx
View AuthorThe downside of love is that many confuse it with gastritis, and when they have recovered from the discomfort, they find themselves married.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorThere are so many things in life more important than money! But they cost so much!
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorOutside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorExcuse me if I call you gentlemen, but I don't know you very well.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorThe secret of life is honesty and fair play, if you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorBehind every great man there's a great woman, and behind her, his wife.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorWhy do they call it love when they mean sex?
Groucho Marx
View AuthorYou are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life, which doesn't say much in your favor.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorThese are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.