Famous quotes

Collection of the best phrases and famous quotes from the most prominent authors.

Alfonso Martínez de Toledo

Alfonso Martínez de Toledo

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The one who loves, binds and kills themselves, and becomes both lord and servant, while thinking that everyone they see is stealing their love. And with very little superstition, everything in their heart becomes disturbed and stirred within.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Son, happiness is made up of little things: a small yacht, a small mansion, a small fortune...

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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The downside of love is that many confuse it with gastritis, and when they have recovered from the discomfort, they find themselves married.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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There are so many things in life more important than money! But they cost so much!

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Excuse me if I call you gentlemen, but I don't know you very well.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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The secret of life is honesty and fair play, if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Behind every great man there's a great woman, and behind her, his wife.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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Why do they call it love when they mean sex?