Groucho Marx
View AuthorI would never belong to a club that would admit someone like me as a member.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorIt's not politics that creates strange bedfellows, but marriage.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorMilitary justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI have greatly enjoyed this play, especially during the intermission.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorIn this industry, we all know that behind a good screenwriter there is always a great woman, and behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorWhen I die, I want to be cremated and have ten percent of my ashes scattered over my agent.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorQuote me saying that I have been misquoted.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorPay the bill? What an absurd custom!
Groucho Marx
View AuthorWho are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Karl Marx
View AuthorThe devaluation of the human world increases in direct proportion to the valuation of the world of things.
Karl Marx
View AuthorPhilosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways; the point, however, is to change it.
Karl Marx
View AuthorReason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.