Woody Allen
View AuthorAnd my parents finally realize that I have been kidnapped and quickly take action: they rent out my room.
Woody Allen
View AuthorBefore, for five marks, Freud himself treated you. For ten, he treated you and ironed your pants. For fifteen marks, Freud allowed you to treat him, and that included an invitation to eat.
Woody Allen
View AuthorThe death of Freud, according to Ernest Jones, was the incident that caused the definitive rupture between Hemholtz and Freud, as evidenced by the fact that they very rarely spoke to each other again.
Woody Allen
View AuthorMan does not live by bread alone. Every now and then, he also needs a drink.
Woody Allen
View AuthorNo quiero alcanzar la inmortalidad a través de mi trabajo, sino simplemente evitando la muerte.
Woody Allen
View AuthorMy way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke.
Woody Allen
View AuthorI keep wondering if there is life after death. And if there is, will they exchange a twenty-dollar bill for you?
Woody Allen
View AuthorA successful movie is one that manages to carry out an original idea.
Woody Allen
View AuthorMoney is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen
View AuthorI don't believe in an afterlife, but just in case, I've changed my underwear.
Woody Allen
View AuthorIn the United States, they do not remember the war with Spain in 1898. The oldest thing there is ten years old.
Woody Allen
View AuthorWork is an invasion of our privacy.