Ambrose Bierce
View AuthorIf you want your dreams to come true, wake up!
Ambrose Bierce
View AuthorEveryone is mad, but the one who analyzes their madness is called a philosopher.
Ambrose Bierce
View AuthorAn egotist is a person who thinks more about themselves than about me.
Ambrose Bierce
View AuthorA woman would be lovely if one could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
Ambrose Bierce
View AuthorPatience: a minor form of despair disguised as a virtue.
Ambrose Bierce
View AuthorPolitics is the management of public affairs for the benefit of individuals.
Ambrose Bierce
View AuthorOptimism is the belief that everything is beautiful.
Ambrose Bierce
View AuthorMarriage: State or condition of a community composed of a master, a concubine, and two slaves, all within just two people.
Ambrose Bierce
View AuthorMaking a game of business cannot be compared with the business of gaming.
Ambrose Bierce
View AuthorA coward is a person in whom the instinct of self-preservation still functions normally.
Ambrose Bierce
View AuthorReasoning: weighing probabilities on the scale of desire.
Ambrose Bierce
View AuthorPlanning: worrying about finding the best method to achieve an accidental result.