Collection of the best phrases and famous quotes from the most prominent authors.
Actually, I prefer science to religion. If I had to choose between God and air conditioning, I'd choose air.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Sex is only dirty if it's done right.
Love is the answer, but while you wait for it, sex raises a few questions.
The vocation of a career politician is to turn every solution into a problem.
I'm in charge at home, but my wife makes the decisions.
I prefer to be cremated rather than buried, and both options over a weekend with my wife.