Collection of the best phrases and famous quotes from the most prominent authors.
A pay raise is like a martini: it lifts the spirits, but only for a while.
If the pitcher hits the stone, or the stone hits the pitcher, it's bad for the pitcher.
Only two things are important in life. The first is sex, and I don't remember the second.
It is better to be a man than a woman because even the most miserable man has a woman to command.
To do with ease what is difficult for others, there lies the sign of talent; to do what is impossible for talent, there lies the sign of genius.
Man is intelligent because he has hands.
Passion for man is a torrent; for woman, an abyss.