Jerry Lewis
View AuthorSurely there are many reasons for divorces, but the main one is and will always be the wedding.
Jerry Lewis
View AuthorWhen I direct, I play the father; when I write, I play the man; when I act, I play the fool.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
View AuthorNothing ages us faster than constantly thinking about getting old.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
View AuthorGrant your spirit the habit of doubt, and your heart the habit of tolerance.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
View AuthorLove is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
View AuthorMarriage, unlike a fever, begins with warmth and ends with cold.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
View AuthorDon't let yourself be influenced, don't give any opinion as your own before seeing if it suits you, better form your own opinion.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
View AuthorEnglish translation: The sculpted saints have exerted much greater influence in the world than the living ones.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
View AuthorNo fame and rest do not go together.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
View AuthorEveryone admits that the obscene stories one writes oneself are far from having as dangerous an effect as those written by others.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
View AuthorIt is impossible to cross a crowd with the flame of truth without burning someone's beard.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
View AuthorAt least once a year, everyone is a genius.