Groucho Marx
View AuthorHumanity, starting from nothing and through its own effort, has managed to reach the highest levels of misery.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI can't say that I don't disagree with you.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorIf women dressed for men, stores wouldn't sell much. At most, a pair of sunglasses every now and then.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorHumor is possibly a word; I use it constantly. I'm crazy about it and someday I'll find out its meaning.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorFrom the moment I picked up his book, I fell to the floor laughing. I hope to read it someday.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
View AuthorWhy was I with that woman? Because she reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me of you more than you do.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorYou never sit down at parties; someone you don't like might sit beside you.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI'm not sure how I became a comedian or comic actor. Maybe I'm not. In any case, I've made a very good living for a number of years pretending to be one of them.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI would never belong to a club that would admit someone like me as a member.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorIt's not politics that creates strange bedfellows, but marriage.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorMilitary justice is to justice what military music is to music.