Groucho Marx
View AuthorThese are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorMilitary intelligence are two contradictory terms.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI lived with a woman for almost two years until I discovered that her tastes were exactly like mine: we were both crazy about girls.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI don't know what you're going to ask me, but I object.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorMarriage is the leading cause of divorce.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorAnyone who says they can see through women is missing out on a lot of things.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI've had an absolutely wonderful night. But it hasn't been this one.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorMarriage is a great institution. Of course, if you like living in an institution.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorWhy should I care about posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI will never watch movies where the hero's chest is bigger than the heroine's.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorI must confess that I was born at a very young age.
Groucho Marx
View AuthorRoom service? Send me a larger room.