Alphonse Allais
View AuthorWe talk about killing time as if it were not time that kills us.
Alphonse Allais
View AuthorAh, the eternal feminine!
Alphonse Allais
View AuthorThe ticking of the clocks sounds like a mouse nibbling on time.
Fred Allen
View AuthorA committee is a group of unprepared people, appointed by others lacking willingness, to do something lacking in utility.
Fred Allen
View AuthorI have never been able to understand why a person spends two years writing a novel when they can buy one for $10.
Woody Allen
View AuthorI am interested in the future because it is the place where I am going to spend the rest of my life.
Woody Allen
View AuthorSex without love is an empty experience. But as far as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Woody Allen
View AuthorActually, I prefer science to religion. If I had to choose between God and air conditioning, I'd choose air.
Woody Allen
View AuthorSex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Woody Allen
View AuthorThe fear is my most faithful companion, it has never deceived me to go with another.
Woody Allen
View AuthorSex is only dirty if it's done right.
Woody Allen
View AuthorLove is the answer, but while you wait for it, sex raises a few questions.