Famous quotes

Collection of the best phrases and famous quotes from the most prominent authors.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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No quiero alcanzar la inmortalidad a través de mi trabajo, sino simplemente evitando la muerte.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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I keep wondering if there is life after death. And if there is, will they exchange a twenty-dollar bill for you?

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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A successful movie is one that manages to carry out an original idea.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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I don't believe in an afterlife, but just in case, I've changed my underwear.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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In the United States, they do not remember the war with Spain in 1898. The oldest thing there is ten years old.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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The brain is my second most important organ.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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The things are not said, they are done, because by doing them they speak for themselves.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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There are two types of people in this world, the good and the bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

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Why don't I stop ruining my life looking for answers I'll never find, and dedicate myself to enjoying it while it lasts?