Woody Allen Quotes

Actually, I prefer science to religion. If I had to choose between God and air conditioning, I'd choose air.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

The fear is my most faithful companion, it has never deceived me to go with another.

Sex is only dirty if it's done right.

Love is the answer, but while you wait for it, sex raises a few questions.

The only way to be happy is to enjoy suffering.

The vocation of a career politician is to turn every solution into a problem.

When I was little, I wanted to have a dog, but my parents were poor and could only buy me an ant.

I'm in charge at home, but my wife makes the decisions.

For you I am an atheist. For God, the opposition.

I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I prefer to be cremated rather than buried, and both options over a weekend with my wife.