Woody Allen Quotes

I am interested in the future because it is the place where I am going to spend the rest of my life.

Sex without love is an empty experience. But as far as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

In the United States, they do not remember the war with Spain in 1898. The oldest thing there is ten years old.

Work is an invasion of our privacy.

The brain is my second most important organ.

The things are not said, they are done, because by doing them they speak for themselves.

There are two types of people in this world, the good and the bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Why don't I stop ruining my life looking for answers I'll never find, and dedicate myself to enjoying it while it lasts?

The people are afraid to confront the fact that a large part of life depends on luck. It's scary to think that there are so many things beyond our control.

The artist's job is not to succumb to despair, but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.

Only two things are important in life. The first is sex, and I don't remember the second.

The money doesn't bring happiness, but it provides such a similar sensation that it requires a highly advanced specialist to verify the difference.