Sacha Guitry

If those who speak ill of me knew exactly what I think of them, they would speak worse.

If someone wants to steal your spouse, the best way to get back at them is to let them take them.

If women were good, God would have one.

Oh my God, you looked so beautiful this afternoon when we were talking on the phone!

The secret to a happy marriage is forgiving each other for getting married.

Definitely we will have to surrender to the evidence that this world is crazy.

When it is said that money does not bring happiness, it obviously refers to other people's money.

One should never look at a sleeping person. It's like opening a letter that wasn't addressed to us.

I am informed of the death of someone whose presence did not excite me, and I think to myself: I didn't ask for so much.

Life: a collection of small dramas that together amount to nothing more than a comedy.

School: a place where children learn what is necessary to become a teacher.

Nothing distracts me, nothing amuses me. And what doesn't excite me, bores me.