Collection of phrases and quotes of Mark Twain.
I prefer heaven for the climate; hell for the company.
The only way to preserve health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not do.
Honesty: the best of all lost arts.
To quit smoking is easy. I've already quit about a hundred times.
On reaching the age of seventy, I have imposed the following rule of life on myself: Not to smoke while I am asleep, not to give up smoking while I am awake, and not to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a firefly.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
And so the world goes. There are times when I sincerely wish that Noah and his entourage had missed the boat.
The human race has a truly effective weapon: laughter.