Mark Twain Quotes

No one rids themselves of a habit or a vice by throwing it out of the window at once; it must be taken out through the staircase, step by step.

A man with a new idea is a madman until the idea succeeds.

For Adam, paradise was where Eve was.

The 28th of December reminds us of what we are during the other 364 days of the year.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

When I was younger, I could remember everything, whether it had happened or not.

To achieve the full value of joy, you must have someone to share it with.

I've discovered that there's no surer way to know if you love or hate someone than to take a trip with them.

Every man is like the Moon: with a dark side that he doesn't show to anyone.

If you tell the truth, you won't have to remember anything.

When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant that I couldn't stand him. But when I turned twenty-one, it seemed incredible to me how much my father had learned in seven years.

Man is an experiment; time will tell if it was worth it.