Joseph Heller Quotes

Collection of phrases and quotes of Joseph Heller.

Joseph Heller

Joseph Heller

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I have finally become what I wanted to be when I grew up: a child.

Joseph Heller

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In this life, some men are born mediocre, others achieve mediocrity, and some have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Joseph Heller

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It is true that we opt for laughter in almost every situation, except for the occasional visit to the dentist.

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The only wisdom I have attained is the wisdom to doubt the ideology and arguments of others.