Groucho Marx Quotes

I have greatly enjoyed this play, especially during the intermission.

In this industry, we all know that behind a good screenwriter there is always a great woman, and behind her is his wife.

When I die, I want to be cremated and have ten percent of my ashes scattered over my agent.

Quote me saying that I have been misquoted.

Pay the bill? What an absurd custom!

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?