Groucho Marx Quotes

Collection of phrases and quotes of Groucho Marx.

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These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.

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Military intelligence are two contradictory terms.

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I lived with a woman for almost two years until I discovered that her tastes were exactly like mine: we were both crazy about girls.

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I don't know what you're going to ask me, but I object.

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Anyone who says they can see through women is missing out on a lot of things.

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I've had an absolutely wonderful night. But it hasn't been this one.

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Marriage is a great institution. Of course, if you like living in an institution.

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Why should I care about posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?

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I will never watch movies where the hero's chest is bigger than the heroine's.

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I must confess that I was born at a very young age.