Dorothy Parker

Any woman who aspires to behave like a man, surely lacks ambition.

I only ask three things of a man: that he be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

There are four things that I would have been better off without: love, curiosity, freckles, and doubts.

The two most important words in the English language are: enclosed check.

It's a relief to find in a book of rules or laws something that will never affect you.