Ambrose Bierce Quote

A boring person is the one who speaks when you want them to listen to you.

Everyone is mad, but the one who analyzes their madness is called a philosopher.

An egotist is a person who thinks more about themselves than about me.

A woman would be lovely if one could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.

Patience: a minor form of despair disguised as a virtue.

Politics is the management of public affairs for the benefit of individuals.

Optimism is the belief that everything is beautiful.

Marriage: State or condition of a community composed of a master, a concubine, and two slaves, all within just two people.

Making a game of business cannot be compared with the business of gaming.

A coward is a person in whom the instinct of self-preservation still functions normally.

Reasoning: weighing probabilities on the scale of desire.